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The Odd Lies of Sarah Palin CCXXIV
From an Advanced Nutrients press release:

Republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin needs to fully disclose the full story on how hydroponics vegetables and fruits are increasingly important to voters in Alaska and nationwide.
According to hydroponics industry leaders Evegeniy Stefanov Yordanov, Michael Straumietis, and Robert Charles Higgins, Palin has so far refused to admit that Alaska relies heavily on commercial and amateur hydroponics gardeners to provide fresh produce for Alaskans.
She is a lying Chrisitanist liar who tells lies and then lies about the lies she told lies about before. She said she was in like second grade when in fact she was like totally in third grade. How do we know that Down syndrome baby is really her son and not the product of hydroponics? That should be easy enough to prove. Oh, but we're not allowed to ask any questions. This campaign is a farce. What about a press conference? Beneath McCain's veneer of dishonesty lies a veneer of cynicism, beneath which lie several layers of dishonor and an inner core of rottenness. Beagle beagle!