Such a great person....

Oprah to Planet Earth: Drop Dead:

"Now, a lot of people don’t want anybody else to have private jets. They don’t want other people to drive nice cars, live in nice homes, eat at expensive restaurants, or otherwise enjoy the fruits of their success. They want other people to feel guilty about it. They want other people to limit their consumption in order to “save the planet.”

Why, one such wildly successful hypocrite might even have a “Going Green 101″ episode of her insanely popular daytime talk show, and invite Al Gore on to talk about “Global Warming 101.” (They’ve all got to be entry-level courses, see, because you’re stupid.) But eventually, when the hysteria starts to die down and she realizes she’s not going to make any more money from WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE, she might just drop the facade and admit that being rich and using up all kinds of precious natural resources is super-awesome."