Monday, April 28, 2008

Moxie On Dating:

Have you dated liberals before? If so, any difference you can tell between liberal and conservative guys?

Sure, I used to date liberals. They were always the ones who had a problem with conservative women. So much for the "open-minded liberal" myth.

It has been years since I intentionally dated a liberal. But I don't ask any more -- don't have to -- you can see it in their actions. Liberals were always happy to suggest we split the check; it must be some Clintonian socialist entitlement. They also tend to own clothing displaying their irrational fear of Dick Cheney, and/or love for Che Guevara. They are the shaggy haired, greasy hipster types you find loitering in the Apple Store.

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