Saturday, April 11, 2009

Another Taranto Gem....

Life Imitates 'The Simpsons'

  • Smithers: "Well, sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the elementary school, the local tavern, the old age home. You must be very proud." Burns: "No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy the sun. Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing--block it out!"--dialogue from "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One," aired May 21, 1995
  • "Obama May Block Sun's Rays to End Global Warming"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 8, 2009

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